when it looks like it’s going to rain, and people, walking past you without umbrellas, are complaining that it’s not raining yet.
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D.Va voicelines for denying ultimates with Defense Matrix:
Whole Hog: I think this pig’s a little undercooked.
Tactical Visor: No hacks for you!
High Noon: I think your clock’s off.
Death Blossom (die die die): Maybe next time.
Rocket Barrage: It’s a good thing I brought an umbrella.
Generic?: Denied!
Generic?: [korean]
minus temperatures and how cold it actually is: a 100% accurate presentation by me
- 0°C / 32
°F - it’s alright. it’s actually not that cold but it’s wet and slushy and soggy and you will feel cold because your feet gets wet.
- -5 °C / 23 °F - perfect weather for all kinds of outdoor winter activities! don’t forget your gloves, they’re vital.
- -10 °C / 14 °F - a bit cold but it’s alright. you’ll get a runny nose. if you’re out for a long time, wear woolen socks.
- -15 °C / 5 °F - kind of cold but not like super cold. kind of a blah temperature because it is a bit too cold but not like actually cold. if you have long hair, your breath will make your hair freeze. please, don’t torture yourself, wear actual winter boots.
- -20 °C / -4 °F - when it comes to outdoor P.E. classes (skating or skiing) in schools, this is usually the temperature limit. Without outdoor pants you will look fashionable but suffer. With outdoor pants, you will be comfortable but not so fashionable.
- -25 °C / -13 °F - long underwear is a must. your hair will freeze. if you use makeup wear waterproof mascara because your eyelashes will freeze.
- -30 °C / -22 °F - okay, it’s really cold. the craziest finns will still go skiing, though. in addition to your hair and eyelashes, your eyebrows will freeze too. and your face hair. like the small peach fuzz on your cheeks, it will freeze.
- -35 °C / -31 °F - you will have a lot of trouble with starting your car. everything will freeze
- -40 °C/ °F - ah, the perfect WWII temperature
- -45 °C / -49 °F - alright this isn’t funny anymore. maybe at this point your teacher would forgive you for not coming to school
- -50 °C / -58 °F - what the fuck
- -51,5 °C / -60,7 °F - the coldest temperature ever measured in finland
Summer is coming, so it’s time for the plus temperatures and how warm it is for the Finns: a 100% accurate presentation by me:
- +5
°C/41 °F - summer is coming!!!!
- +10°C/50 °F - who needs a jacket
- +15 °C/59 °F - time to bring out the shorts
- +20 °C/68 °F - holy shit it’s actually summer. swimming! tanning! ice cream!
- +25 °C/77 °F - official limit for hot weather in finland (helle). it’s starting to get uncomfortably hot
- +30 °C/86 °F - I Am Burning In Hell
- +35 °C/ °F - all finns have evaporated into thin air. everything is in flames
tää on kyllä niin totta ku olla ja voi
That’s it, I’m moving to Finland =_=
This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown
this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject
Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this
G U Y S reblog this with whether you were a math person and whether math is red or blue to you!
It’s yellow because yellow is difficult and I hate it.
im the type of girl who would wake up early every morning just to water the dirt so u don’t have to ♡
i changed this from trees to dirt bc a lot of people thought trees were supposed to be watered which i didnt expect and turns out some people actually water dirt for some reason so im just going to delete this post
I have to water my dirt so my chickens can eat all the bugs from within yikes
ya but this was supposed be for like real people
in this house we are violently anti sparkling water
what’d sparkling water do to u???
it tastes like someone farted in my water
Turn Your Sound On !!!!
If I understand correctly, these are ceramic bowls floating in a pool of water, possibly in a cave because it’s echo-y, and the clinking sound is them bumping into one another. Like wind chimes, but … water chimes?